Timmy returns to form, but the real story here… Huff and Burrell after the go-ahead run scores:

Gif courtesy: @BusterfuckingP

How can you not love this team. And Darren Ford, really? That was just cool. What a win.

Two Giants behind bars on the first page. Nice.

The final leg of the long, long season.

The September call-ups marks the home stretch. One more month.

Here’s who made the cut

-Edgar Renteria

-Dan Runzler

-Darren Ford

Guys like Edgar Renteria and Dan Runzler making the roster wasn’t a shocker. But the Giants announced this morning that Darren Ford would get called up… Seems like just yesterday FS made the photoshop on the right.

But, when guys like Jose Guillen and the aforementioned Edgar Renteria get on base, we need someone to pinch run… And Eugenio Velez probably doesn’t want to sit in another dugout for the rest of his life.

The fan favorite Brandon Belt is now settling in to AAA, but the chances of him making it are slim. I mean Sabean HAS ALREADY called up two young guys, God forbid we give anyone else a break.

In other news, the game is at 6:15 tonight. Great, that means another extra hour I’ll be laying in bed wondering what I just watched.

Hey guys, remember that “It Is Magic” video I did? Here, look at it tonight it’s much more fun to watch..

Due  to the Giants I have now been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

On a side note it was good to see Rowand again, and he gave us his best effort striking out looking at an obvious strike three. Welcome back, buddy.

I woke up this morning and I didn’t want to get out of bed. I laid there for minutes wondering if last night actually happened.

I went to check my phone,  but I guess I smashed it in a fit of rage last night. I looked around my house and there were condiments sprayed everywhere. I had knocked my goldfish out of its bowl and he lay there, idle, in the middle of my floor.

I found a corner… and cried.

Following a flushing ceremony for Scruffles the Fish, I opened my laptop and tried to hack into www.sfgiants.com. I don’t know why I tried to do it — I don’t know how to hack — this is the state of mind I’m in.

The Giants have officially driven me insane.

I offer the baseball Gods a highlight video of the entire season and they strike me down with a broken-bat triple. They even threw in Freddy Sanchez’s patented 40-skip salute to third base for good measure.

I bet you my life that at that moment, Bochy said,

Whitey! That’s some damn buzzards luck.

I’m done. I’m going to take a break and watch my DVR’d 49er preseason games.  We need a break.

…. We all know I’ll be tuned to CSN at 7:15… That’s the saddest part.

I’ve been shocked this season. I’ve been downright blown away at the things I’ve seen as a Giants fan. But tonight, tonight is why I started this Website.

Not only was Bochy’s pump fake of Jonathan Sanchez vintage Bochy, but Cody Ross quickly got on Brian Wilson’s “I will probably murder you” list…Nate, where art thou Nate? So many things, so much anger. I feel like my girlfriend just broke up with me.

I won’t go any further… I hope my “It’s Magic” highlight reel won’t burn down tonight.

And yes, I brought back the free Nate graphic… It’s that time.

So here we sit. Thirty one games remain and this team is definitely better than last years… without a doubt.

We’ve gone on amazing runs and shown our bats are much, much better than last year…

The moves Sabean has made have improved this team greatly, too. He’s done such a great job.

Wait, so why do we have the exact same record as we did in 2009 on this day? 72-59.

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Sure, there’s some irony in Firesabean.com creating a highlight reel, but I am and always will be a Giants fan. I just currently hate our GM.

Anyway, I heard this song on the radio and with our catchy and lovable slogan this year being “It’s Magic Inside”, it was a perfect fit.

Hope you enjoy the high points of our 2010 season. (This is also my first highlight reel ever)

I have to work now for the next 20 hours and the score is 6-0 after the top of the first inning.. off of three hits… and Jose Guillen dropped a fly ball he was camped under that allowed two runs to score….

Yup.. Jose Guillen, well at least Mike Fontenot was a good defensive pick up..

Who knows, we may have another improbably, unreal comeback… then again we may also blow it… Here’s to 33 games left.

I was supposed to be with a few friends at a Buster Posey signing and the game today but instead I’m working 20 hours in a row.. And to top it off he just sent me this picture:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Lord knows I would have had my shirt on. I will never forgive myself.

1. Get your blood pressure checked
2. See a psychiatrist
3. Go to the park and make sure you’re the first in line for tomorrow’s game
4. Shut the computer, turn off the TV, walk outside and just enjoy the world
5. Join the Buster Posey ROY campaign: RIGHT HERE
6. Even though it’s an off day you are still expected to do at least one terrible thing to a Dodger fan
7. Get married
8. Watch Toy Story 3
9. Watch Toy Story
10. Buy a panda hat on Craigslist
11. Get your tickets for the final series of the year… DYNAMIC PRICING!
12. Play catch.
13. Go find your old baseball cards and take a look at them…
14. Watch (or go to) the Fresno Grizzlies vs. the Sac Rivercats
15. Drive to San Francisco, pick a bar and hope you run into Buster Posey or Brian Wilson
16. Drive to San Francisco, pick a smoke shop and hope you run into Tim Lincecum……. or Michael Phelps
17. Get your refill of anxiety pills (double the dose because it is September soon)
18. Think of things to do on an off day
19. Watch Double Jeopardy on FX tonight
20. Tell someone you love them… because tomorrow night the Giants are back and you may not survive

Feel free to add your own!