50 Things Faster than Bengie Molina

I know i’ve never seen someone personally get thrown out in a double play before they’ve even left the batters box. So with that in mind here is my attempt at naming 50 things that are faster than Bengie Molina.

1. Global Warming

2. Grass growing

3. LA Traffic

4. Cripples

5. Greg Ostertag

6. Paint Drying

7. A dyslexic kid spelling “Eugenio Velez”

8. Ozzy Osbourne singing “Take me out to the ball game”

9. snails

10. Fixing the economy

11. A woman growing a beard

12. The creation of earth

13. Evolution

14. Listing all of the numbers in Pi

15. Watching 24 from start to finish

16. Orbiting earth

17. The war in Iraq

18. Larry King’s erection

19. Jonathan Papelbon’s delivery

20. Gestation of an Elephant (look it up)

21. Titanic the Movie

22. Getting rid of herpes

23. Barry Zito’s return to form

24. Connecting to the Internet in 1994

25. Infinity

26. Colonizing America

27. Reading Pride and Prejudice

28. Time between San Francisco Giants Championships

29. Knitting a poncho for Shaq

30. Answering the meaning of life

31. Listening to your girlfriend talk about her day

32. 1987 Geo Metro

33. A stoned sloth.

34. Tim Wakefield’s fastball

35. A seahorse chasing a rock

36. a P.C.

37. a Mac

38. Broken Stopwatch

39. Brad Miller

40. A man trying to get pregnant

41. Philip Rivers

42. Getting a full body tattoo

43. Arnold Schwarzenegger saying “California”

44. growing a rad mullet

45. Hot air balloons

46. Learning Cantonese

47. The path to World Peace

48. Getting slapped in the face in super slow motion

49. This guy

50. Time itself

If you guys have any more ideas of things that are faster than Bengie Molina…post ‘em in the comments.