Things are pretty bad, but at least we haven’t murdered anyone..

Oh wait.

As most of you already probably know, one of our top prospects Angel Villalona is getting charged with murder.

http://csnbayarea.com/pages/landing/?blockID=76544&feedID=2796

And it doesn’t look good.

So what does this mean for the San Francisco Giants? Well, it caps off an already ulcer-inducing season and I blame Bruce Bochy and Brian Sabean.

There isn’t a lot of merit in this argument but it seemed fitting. On the day the news hit the public, Freddy Sanchez also had to be helped off the field — an injury prone player that I have been worried about since Sabes pulled the trigger in getting him. (He was injured by probably the best ever throw to a cut-off man EVER)

Anyway, with the loss of Angel (an ironic name) it had me thinking.. Let’s frame Bochy.

Here’s my theory: I have a friend who is extremely talented and an upbeat extremely motivated person (just like Buster Posey, Madison Bumgarner etc). If we can show Bruce that he wants to try hard, Bochy will kill him off just like Ryan Garko, Buster Posey and anyone decent in our bullpen  not named Howry or Valdez.

He will make my friend become so wildly inconsistent that he won’t know if he’ll be picking up sunflower seeds in the dugout or playing catch with Aaron Rowand in the outfield.

It will get to the point that my friend will disappear from the entire organization without a trace and it is THEN we can accuse Bochy of murder. We’ll use Sabean as an accomplice as he and Bochy are attached at the hip — he has to be in on it

I mean look at our lineup. We juggle it every single day and worry so much about matchups (even though we hit Renteria instead of Ishikawa  vs. a left-handed hitter in a game-winning situation vs. the Rockies) that some players don’t even know what team they are on.

So there you have it, we can get both of these guys out of the organization in one full swoop. Screw this firing crap, it’s time to kill people.