Where in the world is Ryan Garko? FREE FIRE-SABEAN SHIRT!!!
Ryan Garko hasn’t started a game in 10 days, but reportedly has taken two pinch-hit atbats since then. No confirmation of if it actually was Ryan Garko or not.
So this got us thinking: Where can he be?
My theory is Garko is with Brian Sabean right now. They are both on Sabe-o’s private island south of Mexico and he is wining and dining the future of our franchise.
I mean how else can you explain starting Pablo at first, and a injured and mangled Edgar Renteria at shortstop. And you wonder why he’s 0-for-2 in random ass pinch-hit at bats.
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Garko has gone back to Stanford to try and help the Stanford football team beat Cal this year in the Big Game. the cardinal, their “tree” and ryan garko can shove it!!!!! GO BEARS!
Taking his turn with Alyssa Milano
He’s in West hollywood going to a gay bar. Oh wait.. no thats me tomorrow night ; /.
Hey Ryan, I’m real happy for you, and Imma let you finish but Amelia Earhart had the best disappearance of all time
There is a 100% chance he is on this train.
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