I have never liked another baseball team. I have never even thought about liking another baseball team — so I ask the question: Is every baseball team this frustrating to watch?
I then ask myself a second question: Is every baseball front office and management team this frustrating? You can answer this for yourself, as you probably already know my stance on this. Let’s get to the headlines before I decide to just turn off the computer all-together. Oh, Giants lose 4-0.
First off, let’s all take a moment of silence to thank and honor those who have fallen and served under any military service for the safety of the masses. You are the bravest people in the world.
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Now onto the game. Finally, this is what I’ve been waiting for all season long: The possibility of the game ending with zero total hits. Two perfect games, if this happens after nine innings I fully expect the ump to call the game and just go home.
Nevermind the fact that Tim has been struggling more than Todd Wellemeyer lately, or that our offense has the personality of Jim Carey in “Me, Myself and Irene”.
This has nothing to do with the current game or any previous ones but it’s always fun to blame old players that we sign that haven’t even played a game yet.
Anyway, let’s focus on the real issue here: Ubaldo cannot walk into our park and steal the thunder from our Cy Young winner. That just can’t happen, and we WON’T LET IT HAPPEN… right? …Right?
While other reporters are working on their stories getting worthless quotes and fabricating the game, FIRE-SABEAN is already finished with the FASTEST POST-GAME IN BASEBALL! This report was delivered 30 minutes before the final pitch.
Sorry I’m late to the party I just got off work. Unless FireSabean is your first stop on your Giants circle of blogs then you already know that Sabean and the Giants have FREED BUSTER POSEY!!
He goes from this:
To this:
Pardon my awesome photoshop and me being late to the party — I just got off work.
Of course this screws up his super-two (which means we’ll probably end up paying a lot more than if we called him up in a few weeks) but who’s counting?
And to celebrate we have decided to overhaul the Website! We will be working on it for the next few days so be patient but for now, LET’S ALL CELEBRATE BUSTER POSEY DAY!!
While other reporters are working on their stories getting worthless quotes and fabricating the game, FIRE-SABEAN is already finished with the FASTEST POST-GAME IN BASEBALL! This report was delivered 15 seconds following the final pitch.
I know, last time I said I would stop with these Cain PUNS but when the Giants are winning the PUNS are-a FLYIN!!!
I have to get up at 3:15 tomorrow morning so this will be the shortest post-game ever. Yes, a short post from FIRESABEAN!
Ah, it was nice to hear the voice of the man that is the mascot for this team, finally.
In case you have been sleeping for the past 36 hours, Sabean was on KNBR with Ralph and Tom, well, Ralph because Tom was probably underneath the desk shaking. And just like his general manager skills he made a few good points along with dozens of “what” moments.
I won’t break down the entire interview because it really doesn’t matter, but the main excitement point was Buster Posey.
I’ll go ahead and mainly say what we should have been talking about since obviously they tape this show in North Korea where the commonfolk have no voice.
It’s been a fun 16 hours. To kick off my Memorial Day Weekend I went to the Giants game last night and was on KNBR talking with Gary Radnich about how big of a loser I am.
Gary, if I wanted to ruin my self-confidence I would have gone to the gym.
Alright, so I didn’t listen to the show yesterday, Twitter told me that Gary Radnich was talking about my website and I heard the last bit when he told me to call in. I’d like to clear that up right off the bat because they seemed obsessed with the fact that it’s the wrong website.
Secondly, I listened to the broadcast after I was on and they muted me half the time which is the reason I never listened to Gary and probably never will again. Censorship on a call-in radio talk show.. Come on…
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Thanks to Twitter I caught the tail end of Gary Radnich’s bit about the site, I’m assuming Damon Bruce passed it along.
Anyway, I called in too late so it looks like I’ll be on the show tomorrow between 9 am – noon. You can stream it online here: Click me, click me click me and it’ll be on 680.
I heard some smack talk from him so I’m going to go to Wal-Mart tonight and purchase a pair of boxing gloves and headgear just in case things get out of control.
I have never liked another baseball team. I have never even thought about liking another baseball team — so I ask the question: Is every baseball team this frustrating to watch?
To this: 
Fire Sabean