Don’t worry, I won’t be the blogger who takes the “One year removed from his no-hitter, Jonathan Sanchez blah blah blah” angle. Nope. I won’t touch it.

Instead, I’ll talk about how his 3.2 inning, five-earned run diarrhea-fest may have put him on a plane straight toward the cheese capital of the country. Only here can you get cheese and diarrhea in one sentence.

OK I may be overreacting — and secretly just wanted to post my photoshop of Dirty in a Brew uniform — but seriously, isn’t that freaky?

Now onto the game: Posey, Posey, Posey Posey, Posey, Posey, Posey.

He was gunning down runners, getting clutch hits and looking like a top prospect. Man, who would have thought that our top prospect — if given playing time — would play like a top prospect? What a concept.. I still don’t believe it’s true.

I can’t say it enough..

POSEY IS A REALLY GOOD BASEBALL PLAYER.

It was also good to see Nate getting a key RBI early in the game, but as @MonsterGore put it, Rowand had the game-tying jack in the seventh that Bochy will be fantasizing about for the next two months. Not to mention Nate had two strikeouts that didn’t help his cause.

So I am now confused. We saw an insane offense in Milwaukee, then the old Giants against Strasburg and then the new Giants against the Nationals bullpen.

I’m having an identity crisis.. and am still sunburned so if you’ll excuse me there’s an oatmeal bath with my name on it.