Manuel Names Replacement For The ASG

Instead of picking a replacement for the position Jason Heyward plays *cough outfield cough* Phillies manager Charlie Manuel selects… Hong-Chih Kuo… from the Dodgers.. the “my-owner steals-money-from-charity” Dodgers.

I guess he feels bad for kicking their ass every year in the playoffs. Well Charlie, you missed out on the greatest storyline since the 2002 All-Star Game — the one where Torri Hunter robbed Barry of a home run… The one where they tied.  TIED!

Imagine, the guy who called the game mentally challenged now starting in the outfield. How awkward of an interview week would that be?

Kuo has pitched in 30 innings, he’s allowed three runs and 11 hits. Awesome..

Well another opportunity missed. Well, guess it’s time to move on to the next campaign. POSEY FOR ROY!!