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because Penny was dealin,” Bip Roberts on the Giants 3-2 stunner vs. the Cubs tonight.
If Bip Roberts is calling you out, you need to step away from the steps of the dugout.
As Bochy gets reemed by everyone on my television, we all know Bruce Bochy needs to go. Reason number 3,302,202: Tonight.
But all the attention now turns to B-Weezy, ah, The Life of Brian.
Freddy “Ouch My Ankle” Sanchez will now require offseason surgery.
Ryan Garko is probably somewhere hanging out with Crisss Angel.
And several top prospects have vanished faster than Garko on a lineup card.
Alright, no more “Where is Garko”" lines. Le’s focus on the real issue: Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy either work for the Los Angeles Dodgers or satan.
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Awesome name, I hope it’s a solid snapshot of our readership.
Hah, anyway, congratulations on winning the Where In The World Is Ryan Garko contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh wait.
As most of you already probably know, one of our top prospects Angel Villalona is getting charged with murder. (more…)
I know i’ve never seen someone personally get thrown out in a double play before they’ve even left the batters box. So with that in mind here is my attempt at naming 50 things that are faster than Bengie Molina. (more…)
8 runs.
27 runs in three games with this line up.
Yet Bochy wanted to switch it up on Wednesday and we produced nothing until the ultimate heartbreaker again in the ninth. Yeah we’re going against a righty and you were using your lefty lineup, but if something is working as well as this why would you even think of changing it.
That’s why I want you gone. It took you 95% of the season to finally find a lineup that works and you don’t stick with it. Come on old man, play baseball.
Ryan Garko hasn’t started a game in 10 days, but reportedly has taken two pinch-hit atbats since then. No confirmation of if it actually was Ryan Garko or not.
So this got us thinking: Where can he be?
My theory is Garko is with Brian Sabean right now. They are both on Sabe-o’s private island south of Mexico and he is wining and dining the future of our franchise.
Well no live game logs just notes as the game goes on..
Jon Miller has been on my tv way too much lately.
Velez starts the game off with a home run, well, last time this happened I didn’t have fun.
Jonathan Sanchez has an awesome breaking ball.
This morning was especially hard for me. I overslept and when I realized I was late for school I just didn’t care.
I think I blacked out last night because I started having flashbacks.
Keip’s highly anticipatory tone “base hit, two on, no one out.” It was as if he knew magic was in the air.
The entire 9th-inning rally had happened while my laptop was shut and I remember running around the house saying, “no way, this isn’t out team. Let’s go baby!!!!! IM IN!”
After a recent offensive explosion that included 19 runs on 20 hits in 2 games with THE EXACT SAME lineup, the San Francisco Giants were set to take the national stage and pull within 1½ games of the Wild Card.
Yeahhhh things were looking pretty good. Up until tonight’s lineup was announced and I can’t say that I was shocked. This random tampering of a lineup is exactly what I have come to expect from Bruce Bochy this year.
Bochy must have been chomping at the bit to play Edgar Renteria again after returning from a shoulder injury that only allows him to throw pain free at a certain angle. I’d be excited too!
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