BUSTER POSEY ROY CAMPAIGN
Things have been getting pretty negative around here. My anger shouldn’t be directed at neither Schulman nor that four year old I shoved down on the sidewalk last week.
I took a yoga class yesterday and found out how to center my chi. I also kept checking my phone and saw Buster Posey had two more RBI. Then it hit me. IT”S TIME FOR THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR CAMPAIGN!
We have turned Firesabean.com into the BPROY campaign headquarters.
Compared to the rookie sensation Jason Heyward, if Posey stays on this pace for 35 more games this would be his stats compared with Jasons.
Instead of picking a replacement for the position Jason Heyward plays *cough outfield cough* Phillies manager Charlie Manuel selects… Hong-Chih Kuo… from the Dodgers.. the “my-owner steals-money-from-charity” Dodgers.
I guess he feels bad for kicking their ass every year in the playoffs. Well Charlie, you missed out on the greatest storyline since the 2002 All-Star Game — the one where Torri Hunter robbed Barry of a home run… The one where they tied. TIED!
Imagine, the guy who called the game mentally challenged now starting in the outfield. How awkward of an interview week would that be?
Kuo has pitched in 30 innings, he’s allowed three runs and 11 hits. Awesome..
Well another opportunity missed. Well, guess it’s time to move on to the next campaign. POSEY FOR ROY!!
Jason Heyward had his cast removed a week ago but has announced he will not participate in the 2010 All-Star Game, says my good friends at ESPN. This means we need to not only re-do the Firesabean All-Star Game logo, but push hard for Huff to jump on in.
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AND HE UNBANNED ME!
I know you all have been on the edge of your seats following the “Schulman blocked me on Twitter” saga, well, it has come to an end.
I spent about four days asking everyone in the SF media about why Hank Schulman blocked me on Twitter.. After getting zero e-mails back I decided to hone my investigative journalism skills and tried e-mail him directly.
Not 30 minutes later I got a response!
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Don’t worry, I won’t be the blogger who takes the “One year removed from his no-hitter, Jonathan Sanchez blah blah blah” angle. Nope. I won’t touch it.
Instead, I’ll talk about how his 3.2 inning, five-earned run diarrhea-fest may have put him on a plane straight toward the cheese capital of the country. Only here can you get cheese and diarrhea in one sentence.
OK I may be overreacting — and secretly just wanted to post my photoshop of Dirty in a Brew uniform — but seriously, isn’t that freaky?
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Not that we should be surprised that the pathetic Los Angeles Dodgers are.. well.. pathetic, but this one puts them in a new bracket.
NBC Sports reports that the Dodgers Dream Foundation — which is a nonprofit charity — used $400,000 of its $1.6 million annual budget to pay chairman Howard Sunkin. Sunkin is also the team senior vice president of public affairs (or as NBC puts it, a lobbying position).
The mission for the charity is “serve the educational and athletic needs of children and is supported by donations from the public.” So 25% of the funding goes to this lobbyist?
Man, I guess it could be worse — we could be **shudders** Dodger fans. That’s those silly McCourts! Idiots. Craig Calcaterra put it eloquently:
The only thing we know for sure is that the more we learn about how owners spend their money — the Dodgers owners and every other owner, really — the less we really want to learn.
It’s 732 miles from Milwaukee to Washington D.C. Somewhere in that span the Giants lit their bats on fire and threw them out the windows of their plane. Instead of doing a post-game I decided to reflect on a better time:
If Stephen Strasburg is considered a phenom, then Matt Cain is phenomore. Let me explain by looking at my bullet points.
GUESSES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FROM HERE ON OUT. GOOD LUCK!
If you haven’t checked it out Aubrey Huff says some pretty funny stuff about the All-Star game. Here’s a taste:
To me, the All-Star Game is retarded.
Check it out.
PREVIEW: He’s their best pitcher. Statistically he’s our best pitcher. But their best pitcher can only wish that one day he’ll be like our best pitcher.
But our best pitcher has something their best pitcher doesn’t.. An All-Sta- oh wait, nevermind. Matt Cain was left out this year.
BUT, he does have a lot more experience and with San Francisco’s bats literally shooting flames from the tips, today will be a very interesting day.
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I chose this weird broom because it signified how strange this entire sweep of a series was.
From the two double-play errors in games one and two that led to 6-1 wins, to a bizarre, but welcomed, 15-run onslaught yesterday… To today’s game — Just weird.
I didn’t actually feel comfortable until the ninth inning today, right after Buster Posey went opposite field for the ump-teenth time. What a freaking stud.
Nevermind the offense, our pitching now has the big question mark. From Zito’s walk-fest to Bautista’s ball-fest to Casilla’s … wait Casilla pitched today? Well, you get the picture. Enter Dan Runzler. With the bases loaded, he gets a strikeout then gets Ryan Braun grounds out to end the inning.
We were stoked, the Giants hold onto 6-3 lead.
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BREAKING NEWS
OK, I usually joke around with beat writers on Twitter and on here — mainly Andrew Baggarly, but he has better things to do than to deal with me.
So when I tried to follow @HankSchulman, I literally laughed out loud when I saw this:
I remember about two months ago I had called Bochy a moron and he actually tweeted back at me calling me a moron or something like that. I’ve heard stories about Schulster snapping at people on Twitter, but I mean don’t you have a job to do?
Well Hank Schulman, two can play at that game:
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Layne Lounsbury